home alone and a spider the size of my hand runs across the floor

fuck

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

(via lillalexandras)

so I was dying the black part of my hair and now im looking up ways to remove dye stains from my hands- I KNEW I fucking should have put gloves one !! >

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via cyanide-burns)