beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

I cant eat garlic bread anyway ahahaha

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SAW THE CUTEST DARN KITTY EVER! I WAS WALKING TO A FRIENDS WHEN I NOTICED A CAT AT A WINDOW AND I WENT TO SAY HI AND HE HEADRUBBED THE WINDOW :’) IT WAS CUTE YET SO SAD!!

boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

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